I have a few questions... how much will a Squatch Tag will cost. Are there going to be bag limits on Bigfoots? Will hunters be allowed to use rifles or will it just be black powder or bow hunting? Will there be prohibitions on hunting female Bigfoots? Is there a size limit? That is, can we kill adolescent Bigfoots? These are important questions.
Yes, these are important questions. I can’t answer but suspect the hunt would be conducted in a similar manner to our black bear hunts. It’s not safe out there anymore. Big Foot, panthers and bears in the mountains and alligators in the rivers and bogs.
how much will a Squatch Tag will cost. = .25 Cents
Are there going to be bag limits on Bigfoots? = No
Will hunters be allowed to use rifles or will it just be black powder or bow hunting? = Anything you like
Will there be prohibitions on hunting female Bigfoots? = No, They are just as smelly as the Males
Is there a size limit? = Yes, anything over 16 inches tall is fair game
That is, can we kill adolescent Bigfoots? = Only abortionists can hunt them
how much will a Squatch Tag will cost
SQUAT!