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2/x While we’re waiting to figure out what’s next, I thought I’d share some of the Qs in the pile that DIDN’T make the cut to be asked yesterday. (These are all real, from various senators, who will remain anonymous.)
3/x Q1: “Where’s the short, fat guy?”
4/x Q2: “Can we build the Keystone Pipeline if we add Hunter Biden to the board?”
5/x Q3: “To Manager Swalwell: Tell us about Fang Fang.”
6/x Q4: “(generic) Have any of the House Managers had sexual relations with a Chinese communist spy? Please explain.”
7/x Q5: “If we put him in a burlap sack & throw him in the river, and he does not float, must we convict?”
ROFL