Praise our new overlord, Nelson.
Oh noes. Why is Nelson’s nose bleeding. Is it because he can’t keep his finger out of it? Gross.
We could have a "Cult of Nelson" thread, or perhaps just "Cult of N" in order to maintain the single-letter theme. We'd number his posts, starting from 1, and each time he posts a new missive we'd discuss it till the cows come home. We could have "Thank you Baker" poster girls using the awesome ladies of the Q thread, with a few risqué photos of Bagster mixed in. Someone with graphic skills could put together the N Clock so that we could correlate things alluded to in the N posts. Someone with web skills could start up the new aggregator website Nagg.news to catalog the N posts and make them searchable.
Surely N's information flow would be far more useful and entertaining than anything the mystical Q entity might say. At least N thinks so.