[larrytown]

Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane?

In-flight amenities suck.

The seats are made of stained webbing.

The stewardess is a grizzled 35 year old staff sergeant with halitosis.

Number one reason - claustrophobia!

[Carriage Hill]

Stick your fingers in your ears, close your eyes, thump your jump boots together, and repeat: “There’s no place like home, There’s no place like home, There’s no place like home...”