[Paul R.]

I should have known those jokes were coming.

But... “modern beavers” may be more dangerous. Just sayin’.

[.44 Special]

Don’t know about modern beavers. Gave up beaver hunting years ago. As I understand it, modern beavers don’t have much of a pelt. No much mystery to a hairless beaver. Yep, beaver trappin’ ain’t what it used to be. Come to think of it, ain’t much today like it used to be. Mores the pity. Glad I lived when I did.