Notice no mask.
Notice no mask.
Even pigeons want to identify as illegal aliens to get some intersectionality.
I did a double take; for a second, I was thinking “leg band” referred to a music genre I never heard of. Darn homonyms . . .
Fake news, fake votes, fake leg bands, what next?
Reads like Babylon Bee!
“Australia’s Agriculture Department, which is responsible for biosecurity, agreed that the pigeon dubbed Joe, after U.S. President-elect Joe Biden, was wearing a “fraudulent copy” leg band.”
It’s not a ‘racing pigeon’. It’s what’s known as a ‘feather foot’, a breed for show, not homing. Fly across the Pacific against prevailing winds? Yeah, sure, and Joe Biden won the election too if you believe Fatso Featherball arrived from the US.
Next week the media will be reporting that a yeti paraglided into Sydney from the Himalayas.
Q: How do they recruit journalists these days?
A: Give all candidates an intelligence test, with the ones that don’t have any hired immediately.
FAKE? TRUMP’s FAULT!!
Yay!
OK How do I get some (fake) leg band?
I eat only grain, fly one hour per day for exercise, never speak against Ho/Bo (coo coo love hoo love boo).
Joe the pigeon, named after the fake president-elect is a flying feathered fraud? Who could have guessed some fowl play was afoot?
There must be big money in counterfeit leg bands. Hmmmmmm
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