Good one, I once worked with psych doctor named Krashburn, I called him crash n burn. He was addicted to role playing video games, couldn't stop. I looked at his computer screen and he was asking a question, how to become a water spirit. His last name was prophetic. Felt sorry for his patients.
Good one! I once worked with a guy that was addicted to drinking brake fluid. He denied it, saying he could always stop any time.