‘My mum’s an alien’ Councillor quits politics – to focus on driving lessons
A LABOUR councillor who claims he made a ‘soul agreement’ with aliens and had even an AFFAIR with an extraterrestrial has quit politics.
Opponents of Simon Parkes accused the 53-year-old of turning Whitby Town Council in North Yorks into a laughing stock with his outlandish beliefs and conspiracy theories about Government cover-ups, UFOs, non-humans and the IIluminati.
Earlier this year he claimed the armed separatist conflict in Ukraine had been sparked by an alien race called the Nordics advising Russian president Vladimir Putin.
Mr Parkes believes other space beings such as Reptilians, Mantis, Palladians, Tall Whites and “shadow creatures” exist.
He even appeared on ITV’s This Morning back in 2013 to explain to Holly Willoughby and Philip Schofield why others like him should come forward with their UFO stories.
On Channel 4 documentary Confessions Of An Alien Abductee the same year he said his real mother was a 9ft alien with eight fingers.
He said he fathered an extraterrestrial lovechild called Zarka and added that making love with an alien up to four times a year has put a strain on his marriage to his human wife.
He told once a free-thinkers’ group in Lancashire: “I prefer to call myself an ‘experiencer’ because I am neither abductee nor ‘in contact’.
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/simon-parkes-labour-councillor-aliens-17338318
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