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To: Ymani Cricket; hillarynot
Had a friend on an EMS/Police call awhile back. Couldn't get the guy out of his mobile home he was so fat.. They had to cut off the end wall of the trailer and roll the guy out.

For your friend and limerick guy. And Jerome Corsi and Brian Cates.

#ShouldaMixedInASalad

1,993 posted on 01/03/2021 11:24:06 PM PST by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas.")
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To: bagster

snort!


2,013 posted on 01/03/2021 11:42:42 PM PST by bitt (Anton Chekov: “Any idiot can face a crisis; it's this day-to-day living that wears you out.”)
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To: bagster; Ymani Cricket
Thanks Bags for the shoutout. Please accept my first Limerick of 2021

Your limerick has challenged me now
Yours was good, so please take a bow
After this verse is done, I’ll do another one
About your favorite guy Corsi the cow

Big like Corsi— it really sucks
Like the last time he rented a tux
But his biggest gut punch, is the bill for his lunch
It always near two hundred bucks.

Limerick Guy

2,165 posted on 01/04/2021 6:28:41 AM PST by hillarynot (I play in Peoria)
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