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To: Ezekiel
Tell everyone how you may, or may not, feed the squirrels


31 posted on 12/31/2020 8:12:00 AM PST by Daffynition (*Mega Dittoes and Mega Prayers* & :))
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To: Daffynition

Before enlightenment, I would suffer from bouts of exasperation as those squirrels just did not respect proper boundaries.

As soon as I wised up and embraced my new rodent overlords, I realized that they were starving comedians in search of an audience.

So while the big city entertainment districts have boarded up shop, I laugh just thinking about what the next 40 or 50# bag of seed is going to give back.

(Watch your step, though, because we have all kinds of entertainers drawn in to the place.)

The show must go on!


34 posted on 12/31/2020 8:42:33 AM PST by Ezekiel (The pun is mightier than the s-word. Goy to the World!)
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