
Before enlightenment, I would suffer from bouts of exasperation as those squirrels just did not respect proper boundaries.
As soon as I wised up and embraced my new rodent overlords, I realized that they were starving comedians in search of an audience.
So while the big city entertainment districts have boarded up shop, I laugh just thinking about what the next 40 or 50# bag of seed is going to give back.
(Watch your step, though, because we have all kinds of entertainers drawn in to the place.)
The show must go on!