[KarlInOhio]

First problem is that the author eats American Cheese. There are so many other real cheeses to eat, why go for an oil based processed product?

Best description I've ever heard of American cheese is that it is a weak cheddar that has been processed to the point that its soul has been removed. And then it is individually wrapped its own little transparent shroud.

If I want something similar, I'll spend a little extra and get mild cheddar instead.

[Salamander]

“Cheese product”

/whatever that means