Gas Station Convenience Store CEO:"I got my bid in ahead of the other stores. We should have the food repackaged, with altered expiration dates, and in our stores for customer sales by Monday."
Does anybody remember the great comedy cop show Sledge Hammer? He tried forcing a reluctant thug to talk by forcing him to eat packaged food at the convenience store---all outdated but still being sold. Funny.
I once grabbed a candy bar and bought it on the way out of a Valero station. I opened it and it was mostly powder pieces. Date on it was a year and a half expired. Clerk gave me a more recent vintage replacement.
Sledge Hammer was great comedy.
It deserved at least one more season.