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Hey. Psst. Perp Walk Paulos. C'mere.

You bitch. You fraud.

In your Complaint, be sure to include Dominion's Chief Proselytizer Eric "Is The Blue Dress" Coomer's Facebook freakout on the President of the United States:

"[President Trump is an] autocratic, narcissistic, fascist ass-hat blowhard and his christian jihadist VP, unfriend me now...I'm looking at you Geoffrey Cushing-Murray, Gus Murern, Benjamin Rice...Only an absolute FUCKING IDIOT could ever vote for that wind-bag fuck-tard FASCIST RACIST FUCK!" - Eric "Is The Blue Dress" Coomer, Director of Product Security and Strategy for Dominion Voting Systems

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Hey, Perp Walk Paulos, be sure to hire as brilliantly inartful counsel as Eric "Is The Blue Dress" Coomer, whose Complaint [PDF] cited an NYT article detailing the blood-red GOP down-ballot tsunami, yielding the only possible explanation for Trump 'losing' the presidential election: direct electoral fraud using undervotes to stuff the absentee balloting in PA/GA/MI/WI on behalf of Biden, with the help of, well, you know damn well, don't you...

"To support their unsubstantiated allegations,they manufactured and spread a false narrative that Dominion—a business that had partnered with more than 1,300 jurisdictions in the United States to provide various election support services — conspired to rig its equipment and the election in favor of President-Elect Biden.¹ "

" ¹Apparently, this conspiracy only affected the presidential votes, as Democrats in the same election lost ground in down-ballot races. See Trip Gabriel, How Democrat Suffered Crushing Down-Ballot Losses Across America",N.Y.TIMES,Nov.28,2020,https://www.nytimes.com/2020/11/28/us/politics/democrats-republicans-state-legislatures.html.

I dare you to file, Paulie. I dare you to cross the threshold of any courtroom in the Unites States of America and take the oath of sworn testimony.