[fr_freak]

A man, woman and their service dog used the emergency slide to slip out of an airplane that was preparing to take off from LaGuardia Airport on Monday morning.

The most important question of the story, that the "journalists" leave out, is did the man or woman or dog say "weeeeeeeee" as they went?

[Eleutheria5]

I sure would have. And as they perp walked me, I would have shouted “TOP O’ THE WORLD, MA!”

But then again, there’s a stereotype to uphold, and after shelling out money for a plane ticket, there is no way I would lose all that cash. PTSD ShmeeTSD. No emergency exit.