If Brittany was really woke, she would celebrate Christmas at the local gay vegan place and order baba ghanoush as a tribute to gay vegan muslims!
It’s tradition. It was explained in Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal, after they found the first wise man:
“we were celebrating the passage of Joshua’s seventeenth birthday in the fortress.Balthazar had the girls prepare a feast of Chinese delicacies and we drank wine late into the night.(And long after that, and even when we had returned to Israel, we always ate Chinese food on Joshua’s birthday.I’m told it became tradition not only with those of us who knew Joshua, but with Jews everywhere.)”
Really. Jewish Christmas - how 2019!