Hmmm. Well, take your sidearm to DC and see how that works out for ya
Who said anything about sidearms? There are other options for a clever man.
And look what I just found on twitter. Perfect timing.
"Behold, I am sending you like sheep in the midst of wolves; so be shrewd as serpents and simple as doves."
Matthew 10:16
(heavy on the 'shrewd')