LOL...
My buddies and i had finished riding our dirt bikes, sat by the trail head of the woods in a place no sane person would hike because it’s boring and nothing but loud dirt bikes...
A 20 something couple start walking by us to go for a hike down the trail....wearing masks. I started coughing like I was on my death bed trying to remove the lungs from my chest! LOL
Have thought of some thing I could have said to the wrong way woman in the store: Are you drunk?~~~or~~~You're gonna be comitted it you don't stop acting crazy. lol