Baggie, my dear,
Though I spend my days in conversation, please
Remember me
Baggie, my love
Don't forget me
Baggie, my dear
Dixville Notch is that little town in northern New Hampshire that prides itself on having everyone vote right at midnight as Election Day opens so they can announce the first ballot results in the nation. "Everyone" in the country waits with bated breath to hear the results from Dixville Notch.
Sadly, everyone in that little town is a derp, and all five of them voted for Biden this year. It would have been funny if the machine counted 500 for Biden instead.
LOL!