Under investigation, eh?
Here's a tip for the detectives in charge.
Check the clues closet for the video. I solved the case like 12 hours ago, geniuses, and I'm way over here.
#1434 I think Cletus and I should file a lawsuit against the skank for attempting to violate my civil rights under color of law. Being a sitting member of the state legislature and all. Drag that bulldike we have for state AG into it too.
Rotton Commie biooootchs!