Dog Cannot Contain Excitement For Returning Soldier..!!🦮🦮🎖 pic.twitter.com/l6mWkz4Xmq— Shimon piamenta 🇺🇸🇮🇱シモン (@PiamentaShimon) December 6, 2020
Or ~ Try this one on for size...
Dog Cannot Contain Excrement
Everytime wife runs the vacuum cleaner around here!