Well, Cletus, molasses can be dangerous, even in January--See Great Boston Molasses Disaster of 1919. It was moving pretty fast, too.
See Great Boston Molasses Disaster of 1919.
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I’m more like-minded to the Whiskey Rebellion of 1794:
https://www.history.com/topics/early-us/whiskey-rebellion
And appreciate some David Allen Coe:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hidk2V_S63g