[Melian]

SACRAMENTO, CA—California governor Gavin Newsom is especially concerned that the holiday season could lead to people coming together in joy and brotherly love — i.e., superspreader events. To fight this, Newsom has enacted a number of strict rules for the holidays and has now gone the extra step of sending police door to door to arrest anyone showing clear signs of violating the law, namely anyone not depressed and alone.

“This holiday season, people could be out spreading cheer,” Newsom told the press, “a dangerous and illegal activity that we will crush. If we see any signs of this — any smiles, any singing, anyone looking like they’re enjoying life at all — they will be locked away for the protection of others.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/governor-newsom-orders-police-to-go-door-to-door-this-holiday-season-to-arrest-anyone-not-depressed-and-alone/?utm_content=buffer3d9b4&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

[Oratam]

Newsom has enacted a number of strict rules for the holidays and has now gone the extra step of sending police door to door to arrest anyone showing clear signs of violating the law, namely anyone not depressed and alone.

Gov. Newsom in an undated photo

[Califreak]

Hopefully we’ll soon be rid of Gavin the Gruesome.

[bitt]

Watch as California Governor @GavinNewsom shares CDC guidelines for gathering at Thanksgiving.

Oh, and by the way, @truTVjokers, Sal, Joe, Q, and Murr are all telling him what to say and do. If he refuses, he loses!

WATCH FULL ▶️ https://t.co/B3K0wfV5MO pic.twitter.com/VcPzS8d4ZO— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 26, 2020

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