[Eddie01]

step 1: you fly to LA

step 2: you slut yourself out to some old fat guys

step 3: there’s some lesbians involved, but it’s worth it

step 4: you get the role

step 5: your told to make political statements

step 6: the industry collapses

step 7: you’re a slut out of work

step 8: you descend into drugs

step 9: reverse mortgage commercials

step 10: porn

Hollywood in 10 easy steps

[dfwgator]

Like Sharon Stone in “Casino”.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

step 9: reverse mortgage commercials

I don't think Selleck had to worry about the old, fat guys.

[slouper]

“step 9: reverse mortgage commercials”

I hope you’re not suggesting Tom Selleck is a Hollywood weirdo.