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To: Freee-dame

from thedonald.win:

“It snowed last night...

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn’t just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied “Snowballs” and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.”


808 posted on 11/17/2020 6:51:05 AM PST by stars & stripes forever (Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord. (Psalm 32:12))
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To: stars & stripes forever

Snowflakes are brainwashed young people who have only lived in prosperous times. Lately, not being held responsible for anti-social, even criminal, behavior has added to their ability to live a life in delusion of reality. Sad and frightening.


811 posted on 11/17/2020 6:57:05 AM PST by Freee-dame
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To: stars & stripes forever

Why is it that all of these mistakes, lost thumb drives with votes, glitches and accidents ALL helped Biden and hurt @realDonaldTrump? Is that even realistically statistically possible?

814 posted on 11/17/2020 6:58:38 AM PST by jennychase ( )
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To: stars & stripes forever

LOL, that is great!


837 posted on 11/17/2020 8:10:54 AM PST by CottonBall (A Republican's power comes from your prosperity. A Democrat's power comes from your poverty.)
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To: stars & stripes forever

I like that.


840 posted on 11/17/2020 8:13:57 AM PST by Rusty0604 (2020 four more years!)
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