There is a movie. It’s Mean Girls or Clueless, I believe, where one of the moms has had a breast job. She’s always carrying this little dog that’s chewing on her nipple and she never notices. And there is a reason that joke is in there. You get it if you know what a breast job does to those girls.
There’s also a movie where a woman gladly shows her breasts to anyone who will look to ask what they think. That’s the other creepy part. In a very real way, you no longer see them as a part of you, but as something attached to you. This is very real as well.
Breast implants have two functions that are reasonable: Cancer victims that have had them removed and performers who care about their career above all else. This includes, obviously, topless dancers. But I think these people will regret it, eventually.
"Easy Money," with Rodney Dangerfield.
[Chef is driving up a hill with the kids and Mephesto on the first night of this episode]
Cartman: “Is he awake yet?”
Kyle:[checking] “He’s bleeding pretty bad back here.”
Chef: “Don’t let him bleed on my Meredith Baxter-Birney memorial towel.”
Kyle: “What’s a Meredith Baxter-Birney memorial towel?”
Chef: “I actually was with Meredith Baxter-Birney in this very car. And afterwards we used that towel to… [mad at himself] Wait a minute. Why am I telling you this?”
- “South Park.”