My pitchforks have little names on them, like Glock, Smith and Wesson, Colt, Ruger, and Bushmaster. Is it Ok to name your pitchforks?
Is it Ok to name your pitchforks?
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Mine are Stabby, Pointy, PoopOnEnds, ExtraSharpy, and
my favorite, go-to, “Relentless”