[Melian]

This is too long for a new tag line but I considered it:

My President is not going to be that tired, old sock puppet, nor the camel-faced hag in the ill-fitting pantsuit.

[redrhino47]

My son spent 4 yrs at a small school, upstate NY.

His money, and mine, would have been better spent, hanging out here for the last 4 yrs.
I am very grateful for the education.
He may not be ready yet.

[stars & stripes forever]

Please securely archive election night video
The Donald.win ^ | 11/7/2020 | The Donald

TD people are indicating that video of election night coverage is being memory holed, possibly to cast the assertion that Trump was never winning contested states, possibly to hide some of the fraudulent vote jumps that occurred even during Election Day.

[AZLiberty]

This is too long for a new tag line but I considered it:
My President is not going to be that tired, old sock puppet, nor the camel-faced hag in the ill-fitting pantsuit.

How about: My President won't be a tired old sock puppet or a camel-faced hag in an ill-fitting pantsuit.