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My name is Dick Fitzwell, and my phone Number is 1-800-YOURMOM...
1 posted on 10/31/2020 7:53:24 PM PDT by Beave Meister
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The lemmings will do it.


25 posted on 10/31/2020 8:06:27 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all.)
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Haywood Jablomey


26 posted on 10/31/2020 8:06:38 PM PDT by cdga5for4
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OMG Michigan has the strictest NAZI standards in the country EVERYONE MASKED and they STILL have rising cases REALLY well I guess your Nazi style of governing isn’t working is it Gretchen MORON!!!


27 posted on 10/31/2020 8:08:57 PM PDT by Trump Girl Kit Cat (Yosemite Sam raising hell)
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I bought a house off a guy named Dick Hurtz, lol.

GO TRUMP!!

28 posted on 10/31/2020 8:09:40 PM PDT by coaster123 (Be prepared to puke blood sometime in the next 30 hours.)
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"Is there a Harry Balls here?"
36 posted on 10/31/2020 8:20:06 PM PDT by Beave Meister (Leave the gun. Take the cannoli....)
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My name is Barack Obama, and I live on Martha’s Vineyard.

My phone number is 1-800-FWHITEY.


37 posted on 10/31/2020 8:20:37 PM PDT by cgbg (Biden n-2020: Criminal enterprise using cokehead as bagman. Pronounced: Bye Done.)
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Tommy Tutone, 867-5309


38 posted on 10/31/2020 8:20:52 PM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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My name is Gofuk Yosef and my number is the same as your moms.


41 posted on 10/31/2020 8:30:27 PM PDT by The MAGA-Deplorian (It is the Trump way! It is the only way!)
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I’m giving them my ex wife’s name and number.

CC


43 posted on 10/31/2020 8:32:55 PM PDT by Celtic Conservative (My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV.)
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The handful of restaurants I frequent have said they’re not gonna do it.


45 posted on 10/31/2020 8:37:37 PM PDT by Celtic Conservative (My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV.)
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They do this here in NYC....I write Ihave Corona


46 posted on 10/31/2020 8:40:45 PM PDT by The Fop (God Bless Donald Trump, Frank Sinatra, Joan Rivers, and the Fightin' Rat Pack Wing of the GOP)
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In my county you have to give a name and email if you get a haircut. The haircut is given outside. The public health department requires it.

I am not in Michigan.


48 posted on 10/31/2020 8:55:52 PM PDT by moviefan8
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Elwood Blues
(773) 404-2827


49 posted on 10/31/2020 9:00:11 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (The greatest threat to world freedom is the Chinese Communist Party and Joe Biden is their puppet.)
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Michigan bars, restaurants will require diners' names, phone numbers ...

Is this done in China or Cuba?


50 posted on 10/31/2020 9:00:57 PM PDT by magooey (The Mandate of Heaven resides in the hearts of men.)
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http://punnynamearchive.wikidot.com/archive:bart-simpson-s-prank-names


51 posted on 10/31/2020 9:01:10 PM PDT by mewzilla (Break out the mustard seeds.)
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Emerson Bigguns here...


54 posted on 10/31/2020 9:22:04 PM PDT by kiryandil (Chris Wallace: Because someone has to drive the Clown Car)
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Probably a lot of prominent Progressive people eating out in Michigan along with a lot of cartoon characters.


55 posted on 10/31/2020 9:39:59 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (Corrupt Slow Joe Biden is the Bolshevik sock puppet.)
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New Hampshire too..


57 posted on 10/31/2020 9:47:35 PM PDT by vigilante2 (Make liberals cry again)
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Partner, this is what everybody should do in the Great State of Michigan.

58 posted on 10/31/2020 10:01:22 PM PDT by TheConservativeTejano (The Business of America is Business...)
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My name is Dick Fitzwell, and my phone Number is 1-800-YOURMOM...

Partner, I forgot to add the top part to my reply.

The DemonRats are panicking a little.

BTW, the ugly Governor of Michigan Whitmer will not be there after the next governor's election.

59 posted on 10/31/2020 10:05:08 PM PDT by TheConservativeTejano (The Business of America is Business...)
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