A corrupt senile old guy who hides in is basement during the campaign season, only coming out to hold rallies of zero, 3, or 15 people (mostly secret service bovdyguards)
and whose son is infamously corrupt and whose daughter believes he abused her when she was a child
and who wants to shut down the American economy, keeping good workers idle permanently so that they will all be forced onto welfare dependency
yes, he is the very best possible next President! /s
AND CALLS AN END to all campaigning nine days before the election. He’s a real Energizer Bunny, I tell you.