[aposiopetic]

A married real estate agent with 12-year-old triplets and a 23-year-old daughter, she became simultaneously the stereotype of a suburban woman and its antithesis: She lives in a 6,000-square-foot home with seven bathrooms, and drinks Aperol spritzers. She also peppers almost every sentence with curse words and no longer gives one damn what people think.

The seven bathrooms being necessary for the obligatory barf alert.

[simpson96]

“he became simultaneously the stereotype of a suburban woman and its antithesis”

Either way you slice it, she’s an angry, ignorant tool.

[cgbg]

The poor guy that is married to _that_ deserves a sympathy card.

Really.