[TXnMA]

"You combed your hair, trimmed your beard, and have clean clothes on! I missed you!"

Yeah -- but... how did you recognize him?

TXnMA     '-}
  

P.S. (Sorry, Bags! Couldn't resist such a perfect "straight-man set-up"...)

[Steven W.]

NARRATIVE SHIFT - PUTIN SPEAKS!

https://twitter.com/SchmittNYC/status/1320701781438058501

Rob Schmitt
@SchmittNYC

This network is DONE. Spent 3 years screaming Russia!!! but when it’s convenient they trust Putin implicitly.

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1320696458874638336

NBC News
@NBCNews

Russian President Putin says he saw nothing criminal in Hunter Biden’s past business ties with Ukraine or Russia, marking out his disagreement with one of President Trump’s attack lines in the U.S. presidential election.

[LonePalm]

As you are no doubt aware, the shortest distance between two jokes is a straight line.

WWG1WGA

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)