I laughed!
Snotty Receptionist…
Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam.
Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the
knife or had those pellets implanted.
The waiting room was filled with patients. As I approached the receptionist’s desk,
I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like
a Sumo wrestler. I gave her my name.
In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, “YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE;
YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?”
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me,
a now very embarrassed man.
But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,
“NO, I’VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON’T WANT THE SAME
DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.”
The room erupted in applause! DON’T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS!!!