[Steven W.]

BIDEN: Apparent complete + total collapse in campaign.

He’s holding a car “rally” in Bristol, PA.

Jill introduces him while he’s standing behind her wearing a mask. WHY? Pure & total prop. He turns around to cough and pulls out a handkerchief to wipe his nose. He’s clearly struggling trying to keep his mask on with his back turned. Of course he could simply take the mask off since there’s no reason for it to be on in the first place ... but it’s a prop, so no.

Then he comes to the microphone. He says that there are so many people there he can’t believe it. A dozen horns honk. Then he begins talking about his son BEAUX. Where did that come from. He pulls out a paper that he says reminds him of his son. No mention of HUNTER.

COMPLETE + TOTAL TRAIN WRECK.

10 DAYS TO GO? This is going to be GLORIOUS!

[SERKIT]

Joe Biden was pulled out of the bottom of the Dem Presidential primary discard heap and elevated to Soetoro’s Veep, after Joe’s son, Beau, bailed Barry out of an embarrassing situation with an unsavory fella named Larry Sinclair. Beau used phony charges to extradite Larry from center stage at a Wash DC press conference to Delaware, but not before exposing Barry with crack cocaine and gay-sex scandal. Beau then had to release Larry soon after based on the nonsensical charges.

Comma-La was pulled out of the bottom of the Dem Presidential primary race without securing even one delegate. Comma-La was roundly rejected by her own party. She is from a state that Joe does not need. She is a “magical” woman of color who has never really “down wid duh shrtuggah” and equally as magical as Barry. Born from a high caste Indian mother and an elite Jamaican father with slave-owner genealogy, to paraphrase Joe, "she ain't black".

So, we have a party reject at the top of the current Dem ticket and a Veep running mate who is also a dismal Dem party reject. Joe dragged Comma-La from the Dem reject pile to make her the Veep nominee, and the heir apparent after Joe’s mind finally goes into vapor lock.