Nothing ever goes as planned.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_I7n8U3Odg
You’re so together and you act so civilized
But every time that things to wrong, you’re still surprised.
What you said:
The chicken was the very worst that I’ve ever cooked. I’ll never buy another roasting hen from Walmart. Ever. That is the WORST! I don’t know why I thought their chicken would be any better than their pork or beef, but I guess I had hoped. It tastes “good,” but tough to chew and dry. Depressingly dry. I’ll probably just toss the darn thing because it’s not worth wasting any more time on.