“Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates!”
Aha. It was you!
We could move here, couldn’t we, Darks? I mean, we don’t get many trolls these days, and it would be fun to look for the Lost Plate, even though it’s ostensibly been found...
Could we? Huh?
‘Face
Civilization exists by geological consent, subject to change without notice.
Well ok then....