Got me to thinking, always a dangerous pursuit with inadequate coffee:
I should probably have a breath mint. I'm down to my very last tic tac.
I wonder when an oral version of Febreeze will come out.
Better yet, a pill!
That way the next day you can truthfully say, "My Sh!t doesn't stink!"
Must have more coffee...
My mother used to use chlorophyll tablets for our female cats, and tried to convince us of the benefits. But, my older sister, in her infinite wisdom, mentioned that it didn’t seem to help the cows or horses...