Yes, that would about sum up a tourist’s guide to “Central” America, or as we locals term it, “The Midwest,” which is distinct from the Pacific Northwest, the Southwest, the Rockies, the Great Lakes Area, the South and “Down East,” which is really not down at all but where we Colonist’s landed. The real Central America is between North America and South America.
If school buses take children to and from school, they must be painted Schoolbus Yellow by federal regulation. Unless the school is private and then anything goes. Used school buses muse be painted some other color if they have been sold to other than a public school district.
In Texas, one can put saddles on the mosquitoes. In Alaska (the Last Frontier) the mosquitoes put saddles on you.
Any other bits of info you need to tell your mother about before she visits? ;o]
That’s where I was down in the “real” bit.
Mooseing around amongst the Mayan ruins.
“Eh Gringo!”
“Try that again Pal!”
“Oh sheet Engleesh. Er....Beer?”
“What a splendid idea.”
Curious little chap with a wide brimmed hat. A most entertaining evening ensued in a local canteena. :)
Have been trying to get Mum out of the country for years. The Channel is just too wide it seams.