Happy Birthday DP!!
The Guy’s birthday was yesterday, and I forgot to get a card for him. It’s not surprising because I had no clue when his birthday was until a month ago. However, I sent a Christmas package earlier in the week and it has a couple of things in there for him, so maybe he’ll forgive me. It will be delivered today.
Reading Wikipedia in Maori. Sounds sublimely Pat-ish.
The package I ordered for you has shipped. If nothing changes, it will arrive Wednesday.