[rickmichaels]

If you like subpoena coladas,
and getting caught in Ukraine.
When your dad’s into children,
and you are into cocaine.
If you’d like smoking crack at midnight,
under all that red tape.
Then I’m the criminal you’ve looked for,
a vote for dad helps us escape.

[JerseyDvl]

Best parody doing I've ever read on this site..no exaggeration. Very well done 👍 MAGA!!!

[SamAdams76]

A Yacht Rock listener chimes in...

Nice job with that Rupert Holmes song!

[Qiviut]

Made a few minor changes .... someone else could do a lot more with this .....

“Lawyers, Guns And Money”

Well, I partied with the waitresses
The way I always do
How was I to know
They were with the Russians, too

I was gambling in Las Vegas
I took a little risk
Send lawyers, guns and money
Pop, get me out of this

I’m the innocent bystander
Somehow I got stuck
Between a crack rock and a hard place
And I’m down on my luck
And I’m down on my luck
And I’m down on my luck

Now I’m hiding in Hollywood
I’m a desperate man
Send lawyers, guns and money, Pop
The shit has hit the fan

[Cold Heart]

:)

[11th_VA]

Hilarious - I figured out the tune !!!

[LastDayz]

Come on man.... why go and ruin a decent tune like that.

Oh the huge manatee, I’ll never be the same.

[bagster]