Doctors seeking approval to transplant dead man’s penis onto trans-identified woman’s groin

Christian Post ^ | 10/14/2020 | Brandon Showalter

[elcid1970]

This has to be from The Onion.

[Nifster]

Mass Gen The wokest of the woke

[pnut22]

So the old saying about I wouldn’t do her with another man’s @!$# becomes a truth.

[elcid1970]

That reminds me of the football player who dreaded drug tests and bought a “whizzinator” prosthesis which produces a clean sample.

When he whipped it out in the observer’s presence, it was found to belong to an ethnicity other than his own.

;^)

[shotgun]

What’s the cost per inch???

[Leep]

Will trans-whatevers have to get on a penis waiting list?

[dfwgator]

The lyrics at the end of a certain Rolling Stones song “comes” to mind.

[katana]

Do you think Mary Shelley would be impressed? Or Mel Brooks? ("Oh .... Sweet Mystery of Life at Last I've Found You!")

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

All indications are that Bruce Jenner hasn’t donated, yet.

[JohnnyP]

These are not doctors.

[bgill]

Sounds like those doctors have already traded their big heads for dead little heads.

Do no harm.

[9YearLurker]

Ha ha. What a job that observer had!

[alexander_busek]

I don’t even want to know how they deal with the monthly flow.

It's called a "Radical Hysterectomy."

Regards,

[rockabyebaby]

MAKE...IT...STOP

MAKE...IT...STOP

MAKE...IT...STOP

PLEASE...

MAKE...IT...STOP!

[Salamander]

No idea why but this made me LOL.

o.O

[hal ogen]

These doctors are sick...sick...sick... What pathetic losers.

[bobby.223]

I think that ‘The Hedgehog’ is about ready to check out, maybe he could be a possible designated dick donar.

[elcid1970]

In my Army unit they had a strange way of rewarding soldiers who were promoted to staff sergeant; immediately placed on first sergeant’s urinalysis observer roster.

Yeah, make E-6, become a “meat gazer”. Gee, thanks, Top.

[Midwesterner53]

No problem looking down to see a dead guy’s Richard hanging there? And that is all it would be is a decoration. The doctors are as mentally ill as any potential patient.

[Ouchthatonehurt]

It's alive!!!!