Although I will admit, those are some mighty fine looking onions there....
Not guilty!
Singing, but about to be banned, “You Sexy Thing” (Hot Chocolate).
Next to be banned, Booker T and the MGs, “Green Onions”.
Then they will ban “Climb Every Mountain” and “Over the Mountains, Across the Seas” (Johnny & Joe), as well as “Rocky Mountain High” (John Denver), “Mountains” (Prince), and “Mountain’s High” (Dick and DeeDee). Of course they will ban “Mountain of Love” (Harold Dorman and Johnny Rivers).
Next “The Banana Boat Song”.
I’m surprised nobody mentioned this one...
Susan Christie - I Love Onions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-mhdIVwky0
My wife brought home a 3 foot Opo fruit that was slightly bulbous on one end. Our teenage daughter saw it and was giggling for half an hour.
If they are Vidalia’s they’re very sweet. You can eat ‘em like an apple.