It is winter time and the President looks outside and sees that someone
has urinated the words “Barack Sucks!” on the snow in front the of the White House.
He is furious so he gets the FBI to investigate it.
After a week, the head of the FBI comes in and says “we’ve analyzed the situation
and we have good news and bad news for you”
“Well, what’s the good news?” the President says.
We did a DNA analysis, and it’s from Vice President Biden.
“That’s terrible news!” he yells. “What is the bad news then?”
“We also did a handwriting analysis, and the handwriting belongs to Michelle”
That joke goes back to the early 1800s. In the earlier version it was about a couple who were dating. In that joke the Secret Service is the girls father and he’s pi**ed. Punchline is Dont you think I recognize my daughters handwriting