Blonde & the Milkman
JUST WHEN I THINK I’VE HEARD THE “BEST BLONDE JOKE” EVER, ALONG COMES ONE LIKE THIS…
A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her
milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.
So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, “I found your note asking me to
leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?”
The blonde said, “No, I want 25 gallons. I’m going to fill my bathtub up with
milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again.”
The milkman asked, “Do you want it pasteurized?”
The blonde said, “No, just up to my boobs. I can splash it on my eyes.”
Blonde goes to a store, points at an item and says, 'I want to buy that TV'.
Clerk says, 'We don't sell to blondes.'
Frustrated, the blonde goes home, dyes her hair brown, goes back the next day.
'I want to buy that TV'.
'We don't sell to blondes.'
Now, she's really pissed. Goes home, dyes her hair JET BLACK.
Back to the store. She points to the item and says, 'I want to buy that TV'.
Clerk: 'We don't sell to blondes.'
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU DON'T SELL TO BLONDES? LOOK AT MY HAIR!!! HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M A BLONDE???
Clerk: 'That's a microwave.'