Don't come to Florida!
The temperature never goes below 70 for six months.
We have flying cockroaches bigger than Stacey Abrams.
Alligators eat our pets.
Pythons eat our alligators.
And escapees from New York are clogging up all the highways coming into the state!
you live in Florida? For some reason I thought you live in north Midwest.
You forgot to mention hurricanes.
I didn’t know you were in Florida! I wouldn’t move there as long as I have a Yorkie. The alligators eating pets, I don’t even want to risk it. But why wouldn’t the alligators eat children as well?