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To: CottonBall
We’re starting to look at other states to move to.

Don't come to Florida!

The temperature never goes below 70 for six months.

We have flying cockroaches bigger than Stacey Abrams.

Alligators eat our pets.

Pythons eat our alligators.

And escapees from New York are clogging up all the highways coming into the state!


1,543 posted on 10/03/2020 7:06:10 PM PDT by Vlad The Inhaler ("All men and women created by - go - you know, you know - the thing")
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To: Vlad The Inhaler

you live in Florida? For some reason I thought you live in north Midwest.
You forgot to mention hurricanes.


1,566 posted on 10/03/2020 8:09:04 PM PDT by Rusty0604 (2020 four more years!)
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To: Vlad The Inhaler

I didn’t know you were in Florida! I wouldn’t move there as long as I have a Yorkie. The alligators eating pets, I don’t even want to risk it. But why wouldn’t the alligators eat children as well?


1,582 posted on 10/03/2020 8:48:42 PM PDT by CottonBall (A Republican's power comes from your prosperity. A Democrat's power comes from your poverty.)
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