Democrats Propose Stopping Coyotes By Distracting Them With Decoy Roadrunners
EL PASO, TX—After Trump brought attention to the coyote epidemic at the southern border during the debates, Democrats on Twitter are offering unique solutions to the problem, such as setting up decoy roadrunners to distract the coyotes.
“Everyone knows that a coyote’s greatest nemesis is the roadrunner. That’s just science,” said AOC to reporters. “Trump has done nothing to stop the scourge of deadly coyotes smuggling innocent children into the concentration camps at the southern border. We need to do something with science to make it stop!”
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