If you two are going to play Four Yorkshireman at least have the right number. I’ll just sit here and lurk sipping Chateau de Chasselas. :)
We wish we could join you in your bourgeois decadence but we have been relegated to the lime caves, turning bottles of champagne. The monks run a tight ship but we are hoping for accidental spillage when they are at Vespers.(our only source of hydration, meager as it is).
The both of us were too poor to watch Monty Python.
We had to watch Benny Hill on a cracked mirror we held up at the neighbor’s window while sleet and flaming frogs pelted down upon us.
If we were lucky.