Ha — that is a good line.
I have a great little hole in the wall Italian diner a couple blocks from me here in AL. I don’t see how a pizza could top theirs, but maybe I just don’t know what I don’t know, never having had the NYC real thing.
RE frozen pizza. The Archer Farms brand at Target is a cut above. Hand tossed crust, ultra short ingredients list, imported from Italy.
I will look into that.