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Mommy told me not to play with matches. Shoulda listened.
The last time it was just this week when she came into my room and told me I should put my robe on and come downstairs because breakfast was ready.
I remember ‘cause it was the same day my welfare money came in. She always wondered why I bought boxes of 50 Bic lighters every time there was a riot. She’s a good mommy.
Was this the “hot foot” guy?