I am part German and have owned 3 dachshunds.
Off to dog owner’s jail I guess.
Don’t you mean, 3 dachshunds have owned YOU? (We’ve had 2, and the second one is on his last legs, which means we will soon have a third one. They’re adorable, stubborn little monsters, who always get what they want, but make you love them anyway.) BTW, any idea how to get them house trained, for REAL?