So, I'm minding my own business, and a begger comes up to me. He says, "Hey bro, I'm really the Loch Ness monster."
It was about this time I noticed he was NOT an eight story tall crustacean from the Paleozoic era."
So, I asked him, "What do you want?"
He said, "I need about tree fiddy."
You ain’t the Loch Ness Monsta’. You that *!#*! Succubus!!
..will you take 2 dollah?....